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Treasures
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Unnatural Axe
Shield of Ubiquity
Joy Buzzer
Gnomex Suit
Slug Thrower
Staff of Napalm
Pointy Hat of Power
Lawn Roller
Short Wide Armor
Mace of Sharpness
Very Holy Book
Cloak of Obscurity
Boomdagger
Bow With Ribbons
Horny Helmet
Swiss Army Polearm
Bad-Ass Bandanna

Chainmail Bikini
Flaming Armor
Mithril Armor
Slimy Armor
Leather Armor
The Other Ring
Two-Handed Sword
Vorpal Blade
Sword of Slaying Everything Except Squid
Foot-Mounted Mace
Spiky Knees
Really Impressive Title
Helm of Peripheral Vision
Blessed Mallet of St. Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuw
Huge Rock
Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment
Siege Engine
Broad Sword
Gentlemen's Club
Cute Shoulder Dragon
Spiked Codpiece
...Of Doom
Blessed
Poisoned

Fake Beard
Tinfoil Hat
Sandals of Protection
Tuba of Charm
Freudian Slippers
The Occasionally Reliable Amulet
Coat of Arms
Raincoat
Boots of Running Really Fast
Hireling x 2

Loaded Die x 4
Wishing Ring x 4
Flask of Glue
Baby Oil
Potion of Cowardice
Invisibility Potion
Semi-Final Strike
Doppleganger
Potion of Apathy
Dwarf Tossing
Potion of Halitosis
Monster Chow
Potion of Flight
Pretty Baloons
Electric Radioactive Acid Potion
Magic Missile
Deus Ex Machinegun
Polymorph Potion
Magic Lamp
Trojan Horse
Duck of Many Things
One Size Fits All
Feline Intervention
Restraining Order
Convenient Handles
Wand of Dowsing
Hoard!

1,000 Gold Pieces
Invoke Obscure Rules
Contemplate Your Naval
Senseless Act of Kindness
Steal The Credit
Switch Character Sheets
Whine At The GM
Kill The Hireling
Steal A Level