----- --------- Doors Treasures ----- --------- Super Munchkin x 3 Unnatural Axe Half-Breed x 3 Shield of Ubiquity Cleric, Warrior, Wizard, Thief x 3 Joy Buzzer Elf, Dwarf, Orc, Gnome x 3 Gnomex Suit Slug Thrower Divine Intervention Staff of Napalm Typographical Error Pointy Hat of Power Annihilation Lawn Roller Help Me Out Here Short Wide Armor Big Honking Sword of Character Mace of Sharpness Whupping Very Holy Book Friendly Cloak of Obscurity Sleeping Boomdagger Enraged Bow With Ribbons Very Depressed Horny Helmet Dead Swiss Army Polearm Humongous Bad-Ass Bandanna Undead x 2 ... From Hell Chainmail Bikini Baby Flaming Armor Mommy Mithril Armor Mate Slimy Armor Cheat! x 2 Leather Armor Wandering Monster x 6 The Other Ring Two-Handed Sword ### Monsters ### Vorpal Blade 20 Plutonium Dragon Sword of Slaying Everything Except Squid 18 Squidzilla Foot-Mounted Mace 17 Jabberwock Spiky Knees 16 Fowl Fiend Really Impressive Title 16 King Tut Helm of Peripheral Vision 16 Wight Brothers Blessed Mallet of St. Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuw 15 Poison Ivy Kudzu Flytrap Huge Rock 14 Unspeakably Awful Indescribable Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment Horror Siege Engine 13 Thing With A Name So Long There's Broad Sword No Room For A Picture On The Card Gentlemen's Club 13 Snot Elemental Cute Shoulder Dragon 13 Lust Monster Spiked Codpiece 12 Wannabe Vampire ...Of Doom 12 Bigfoot Blessed 11 The Shadow Nose Poisoned 11 Pterodactyl 11 M.T. Suit Fake Beard 10 Floating Nose Tinfoil Hat 10 3,872 Orcs Sandals of Protection 9 Giant Skunk Tuba of Charm 9 Santa Freudian Slippers 9 Dryad The Occasionally Reliable Amulet 8 Amazon Coat of Arms 7 Monster The GM Made Up Himself Raincoat 6 Lawyers Boots of Running Really Fast 6 Shrieking Geek Hireling x 2 6 Platycore 5 Fungus Loaded Die x 4 5 Crawling Hand Wishing Ring x 4 5 Plague Rats Flask of Glue 5 Teddy Bear Baby Oil 4 Undead Horse Potion of Cowardice 4 Gothyanki Invisibility Potion 4 Snails On Speed Semi-Final Strike 3 Piņata Doppleganger 3 Pack Rat Potion of Apathy 3 Rapier Twit Dwarf Tossing 3 Psycho Squirrel Potion of Halitosis 2 Perfectly Ordinary Rabbit Monster Chow 2 Mr. Bones Potion of Flight 2 Gelatinous Octahedron Pretty Baloons 1 Crabs Electric Radioactive Acid Potion 1 Potted Plant Magic Missile 1 Goldfish Deus Ex Machinegun Polymorph Potion ### Curses ### Magic Lamp Exploding Kneecaps Trojan Horse Trip Over Your Own Chest Duck of Many Things Fool's Gold One Size Fits All Temporary Amnesia Feline Intervention Tourist Trap Restraining Order Dying Curse Convenient Handles Dwarven Ale Wand of Dowsing Clerical Error Hoard! New Edition Rules Cursed Thingy x 2 1,000 Gold Pieces Big Feet Invoke Obscure Rules Lose Two Cards Contemplate Your Naval Chicken On Your Head Senseless Act of Kindness Truly Obnoxious Curse! Steal The Credit Duck of Doom Switch Character Sheets Necrophobia Whine At The GM Generosity Kill The Hireling Change Sex Steal A Level Change Class Change Race